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EK, South Lanarkshire, United Kingdom
I am just a T### from EK,Scotland. Interested in most sports. Like to take photos of scenery in Scotland. Well they tend to be of golf courses, mostly ones on which I haven't even played.Would love to move to Florida. Don't listen to anything buttonsforbrains has to say on Florida though. I feel that working with so many oddities over the years has given me the knowledge to assist those with any work or domestic problem. With this in mind please look at the July archive and check out problems solved by myself. I try to laugh about life and what life can throw up. Just enjoy the blog for what it can offer you. Hopefully it can give you a laugh. I hope I dont upset anyone plus some of the stories may be slightly untrue. Since joining blogland I have also discovered a talented group of crafty girls. Listen to my music links and enjoy my varied taste.

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Monday, December 14, 2009

Fav Christmas gift or memory.

Come on, my best gift as a child was Pro Shot Golf and recently my Ted Baker coat.

Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Warning to Yummy Mummys

This was passed to me by a rather sad friend who has a thing for attractive young mothers. He parks his car near the parent and child spaces and just sits there watching for the Yummys to come and go. Yes he likes to watch them getting into a fankle getting the kids out the car. So please watch how you bend. You seem to display too much cleavage and butt. Ali sounds like a yummy mummy, so watch what you do with your little dragons. There must be Yummy Mummy watchers all over.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Artists seen live

Queen,AC/DC,Bill Nelson,Dr Feelgood,Boomtown Rats,Rush,The Nolans,Tubes,Lene Lovich,Gary Numan,OMD,Erasure,Pet Shop Boys,Michael Jackson,Joe Jackson,The Enemy,White Lies,The Airborne Toxic Event,David Cassidy,U2,Martin's Room,The Rezillos,Donnie Munro,Dommin,Nazareth,Sound of Guns,Blackberry Jack,Airbourne,Black Spiders,Tubes,KISS,Hurts,Clare Maguire,MOPP,Bright Light Bright Light

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Naff Gifts

The worst gift is normally flowers from a petrol station. Let me know of anything worse than this. My DW narks back to when I bought her a golf club for our 10th wedding ani. No she doesn't play golf.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Claim to Fame

Have you rubbed shoulders with a Celeb?
Tell me the full story.

Monday, August 31, 2009

Crafty Tip No10

This one is for singles looking for a cheap meal out. Go to a pub doing 2 for 1 meals and hang around until you see an odd number of people looking to dine. Tell them that you would like to join them to order only and you will then go your own way. Make sure to complete your meal at the same time or just leave them your share of the meal which will be half price. This way you dont even have to leave a tip.
This was supplied by The only G in the village.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Lookalikes


Name some lookalikes from work that we can all relate to.
Anon of course due to our values.
I will give one for starters.
I think Pauline looks like 13 from House.

Blasts from the past.

I am looking for your fav things from the past that are no longer available. Things like Royal Scot biscuits, Aztec Bars, Cremola Foam etc.

Friday, May 01, 2009

Vacations to forget

I would like to hear from you with your stories of either a bad or funny holiday moment.
Things like being swung by your hook into the rigging of tall ship or being held up at gunpoint in a foreign land.