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EK, South Lanarkshire, United Kingdom
I am just a T### from EK,Scotland. Interested in most sports. Like to take photos of scenery in Scotland. Well they tend to be of golf courses, mostly ones on which I haven't even played.Would love to move to Florida. Don't listen to anything buttonsforbrains has to say on Florida though. I feel that working with so many oddities over the years has given me the knowledge to assist those with any work or domestic problem. With this in mind please look at the July archive and check out problems solved by myself. I try to laugh about life and what life can throw up. Just enjoy the blog for what it can offer you. Hopefully it can give you a laugh. I hope I dont upset anyone plus some of the stories may be slightly untrue. Since joining blogland I have also discovered a talented group of crafty girls. Listen to my music links and enjoy my varied taste.

Agony Alsie

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Sunday, July 20, 2008

Crafty Tip No 4


I have heard a good way of helping with a headache is to stub your toe.
The pain from the toe stubbing seems to clear the pain from your head.
By the time you wait in A&E you will have forgotten about the headache.
If not, you tend to get free pain medication from the hospital anyway.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Crafty Tip No3


According to a source in work, if you have old 2nd class stamps that are well past their sell by date, you can still use them.
Trying sticking 2 stamps on your envelope and your item will be delivered twice as quick.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

AGONY ALSIE


Welcome to my new post which has been created to help anyone with problems.
If you wish to post your problem I will respond within 24 hours giving you guidance from my emotional bank of knowledge.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Crafty Tip No.2


You have a spare bottle of wine given to you as a present. You don't drink wine and are too tight to give it away.
Wait until you need to chip in for a work mates' birthday and offer the wine as a present.
Suggest the wine cost say £8.00 and since you only needed to chip in £2.00, ask for the £6.00 difference back from the birhday collection.

Saturday, July 05, 2008

Thursday, July 03, 2008

Crafty Tip No1


If you have an article of clothing you wish to return to the store, try to do so within the year and keep the receipt. If you are unable to do this, try poking some holes in the material in the shape of a crop circle. You dont really get asked any questions.

Good luck consumers.