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About Me
- bumblealsie
- EK, South Lanarkshire, United Kingdom
- I am just a T### from EK,Scotland. Interested in most sports. Like to take photos of scenery in Scotland. Well they tend to be of golf courses, mostly ones on which I haven't even played.Would love to move to Florida. Don't listen to anything buttonsforbrains has to say on Florida though. I feel that working with so many oddities over the years has given me the knowledge to assist those with any work or domestic problem. With this in mind please look at the July archive and check out problems solved by myself. I try to laugh about life and what life can throw up. Just enjoy the blog for what it can offer you. Hopefully it can give you a laugh. I hope I dont upset anyone plus some of the stories may be slightly untrue. Since joining blogland I have also discovered a talented group of crafty girls. Listen to my music links and enjoy my varied taste.
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I shared a meal with Bob Malcolm and Miss Scotland many years ago. My lasting memory was not being able to understand why his face was tripping him.
Gerry
Wishie.
I have only really met Gary Numan who was in the Glasgow Virgin store.
I played darts with Mr Bullseye, Jim Bowen when I was 10. My fav now is double tops.
C
Hamilton
I once had a celeb rub my shoulders. She did say she a famous nurse but it was a few years back and I think she said Florence Nightime or something like that.
The secret ninja.
Aww bless, I just heard you had the dreaded man flu!
I asked wee Mags where you were earlier in the week and she just said that you were off.
All the gals are missing you so get well soon.
HOW MEN AMUSE THEMSELVES IN TESCO SUPERMARKET
Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or
boyfriend along shopping
This letter was actually sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in
Oxford
Dear Mrs. Murray,
Whilst we would like to thank you for your valued custom and use of
the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is
considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless
your husband stops his antics.
Below is a list of his actions over the past few months, all verified
by our surveillance cameras:
1.. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
trolleys when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at
5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to
feminine products aisle.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an Official tone,
'Code 3 in housewares' and watched what happened.
5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and
told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a
Calor gas stove..
7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could Help him,
he began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a
mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.
9. October 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the
Housewares aisle, asked an assistant if he knew where the
antidepressants were.
10. November 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming
the Mission Impossible' theme.
11. November 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna look'
using different size funnels.
12. November 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed,
yelled 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'
13. November 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker,
assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices
again.'
And; last, but not least:
14. November 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a
while; then yelled, very loudly, 'There's no toilet paper in here.'
I almost had a coffee with 13.
I know Tanya the Page 3 Girl.
I have been asked out by Rambo.
C
Hi, I sat beside Andy Cameron at a wedding.
Chin Up
Liz
Great to see Buttons on The Hole in the Wall.
My Dad almost knocked down Gary Player.
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