I take no credit for this story. It involves a teacher and a primary 1 school child.
Child has been excused from class to go to the toilet. Just as the teacher is ready to lodge a cause for concern due to the length of absence, he appears at the classroom door. He is looking rather upset so teacher asks him what is wrong. He explains that he has lost his poo. Teacher is rather puzzled and asks some more. He said that he did his poo but when he went to flush it was gone. Nowhere to be seen. Teachers first thought was it must have been a ton weight and had just shot straight down the bend. Nope how wrong was she. There it was, sticking out the top of his trouser turn up.
3 comments:
yeuck!
I kept my bubblegum in my friends turn ups as I had to wear shorts.
Mon Dieu! Degoute! J'agree avec votre amie Liz. How you say 'Yeuck!'. Je retourne apres DIX MOIS pour dit 'Joyeux Noel' mais - maintenant - J'ai perdue mon appetite pour mon diner Noel. Degoute, Monsieur Bumble! Vous donne moi le baillon et Je suis vomir, peutetre. Horreur! Horreur! Je parti toute suite et Je ne retourne pas jamais. Mimi
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