This one was sent in by the one and only G in The Village.
Save money by going out for a meal to an "eat all you can buffet"
Also get your timing correct.
Don't eat any snacks before you go.
Don't gas yourself up with fizzy drinks.
Get a large free jug of water for your table and sip don't gulp.
Check for special "happy hours" when the buffet could be anything up to £1.00 cheaper.
If you do get this chance, check when you have to vacate your table.
G got it wrong and had to pay the extra £1.00 for a companion who could not chew and swallow the last bit of chewy meat before the time was up. Luckily G and the other companion left the table with a minute to spare and were charged the cheaper price.
6 comments:
Is the bloke in the picture G?. He looks and sounds just the perfect guy for me. Is he available? Could you be cupid and hook me up with him if so?
Yours, desperate.
xx
Sorry as you would really expect, he is already taken.
I do work beside other suitable guys, so if you wish to give me your details I will find another hot bloke for you.
Most of my friends are ladies so they might also be ready to offload as well.
You never know where love springs from.
There is something for you on my blog. Hope you are enjoying your break.
I am sooo disapointed he is taken well I suppose the good ones usually are. Do you think you could find me someone special? I am not fussy and have very poor eyesight. I'm not very tall either but have lots of lovely curves. If you could put on more photos I could pick another one. I am glad you are taking an interest in my life as I have been very unlucky in love (in fact I am still a virgin).
Thank you.
With you mentioning poor eyesight, it has brought back an unhappy memory of a blind date of which I have still to recover.
It is best I do not dabble in the arena of love.
Please forgive me.
Haven't heard from my curvy virgin for a while. Is there something you need to tell me?
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