I was hanging about the local horsey shop one Saturday lunchtime when the kids karate class came out.
To get to safety they had to pass the alley of drunks, which takes you past the already mentioned horsey shop and the pub.
Three kids aged about 9 were passing the pub when they attracted the attention of a boozer having a crafty fag on the step outside the pub. He was already guttered and had the wall for support.
He shouted out to the kids "Oi ninja munchkins, what did you learn today?"
They stopped to answer and were each rubbed on the head with the comment of "look 2 ginga ninjas"
He then did some drunken ninja moves and repeated "go on show me what you learned then"
At that moment he jumped off the step, ninja style just as one of the munchkins did a karate kick towards him.
He was caught direct in the billy bollocks and hit the ground with a dull thud.
You could then hear a shout from inside the pub of "Quick, Stevie's been decked"
2 guys rushed to the door only to find Stevie lying face first on the ground with 3 munchkins standing over his crumpled body.
About Me
- bumblealsie
- EK, South Lanarkshire, United Kingdom
- I am just a T### from EK,Scotland. Interested in most sports. Like to take photos of scenery in Scotland. Well they tend to be of golf courses, mostly ones on which I haven't even played.Would love to move to Florida. Don't listen to anything buttonsforbrains has to say on Florida though. I feel that working with so many oddities over the years has given me the knowledge to assist those with any work or domestic problem. With this in mind please look at the July archive and check out problems solved by myself. I try to laugh about life and what life can throw up. Just enjoy the blog for what it can offer you. Hopefully it can give you a laugh. I hope I dont upset anyone plus some of the stories may be slightly untrue. Since joining blogland I have also discovered a talented group of crafty girls. Listen to my music links and enjoy my varied taste.
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Ah yes, life in the West of Scotland.
I have only just recovered to return to the pub. My dignity is still on the steps and my plums are in a jar above the TV to remind me never to drink so early in the day and beware the gingers.
Stevie.
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